Horoscopes

I was browsing through one of my friend's blog and I happen to stumble upon this:-

-:HOROSCOPES:-

The following horoscopes are the ones that got my attention....

TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet!One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
-Sound's just like you Alex...now why know why Robin likes to SQUEEZE your arse-

PISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal.
Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets.
Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

-Hmm...doesn't it sound just like Derek??-

VIRGO:. The Virgin

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget.Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted.Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
-Cynthia...you shouldn't be so dominant next time-

SCORPIO:. The sex addict

Can be mean.EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic.Predict future.Most erotic.(Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.Attractive.Easy going. Loves being in long relationships.Talkative.The sexiest ever....Romantic.Caring.
-Ming Siew...now I know why you attract so many malay boys-

CAPRICORN The passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships.Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants.
BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.

-Chun How...your ideal partner should be a Gemini-

AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic.Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations.Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
-I didn't know that I was that good??-


So,are horoscopes to be trusted afterall??